just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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