I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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