hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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