After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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