Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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