You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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