me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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