$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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