Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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