Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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