careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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