dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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