Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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