does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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