Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
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Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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