Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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