it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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