Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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