I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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