dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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