He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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