i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
