dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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