This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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