She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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