Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's blow job season.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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