You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
is it fun? or sober?
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