I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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