DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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