If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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