my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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