I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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