Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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