I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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