i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You need a sexual gate keeper
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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