Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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