Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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