is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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