My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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