Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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