We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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