The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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