we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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