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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You can't special order awesome
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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