I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
