she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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