Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i will never coherently bang her
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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