just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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