On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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