would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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