Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize