Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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