I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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