you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
