i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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