talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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