omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
